Poems wid Fun ka Tadka [Fwd by Niraj Behal ]

Poems wid Fun ka Tadka

Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.,
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And I got a heart attack straight away,
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God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi,
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God
ask him to free you from darkness
and if after you pray,
you’re still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

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