A man was supposed to attend a party and he was told that he would be sitting between two ladies.
This was the first time that he was going to be sitting between two ladies, so he was a bit nervous. However his friend came to his aid and told him, “Nothing to worry. When you take your seat, turn to the woman on the right, give her a broad smile and ask her if she is married, after that ask her if
she has children then turn to the woman on the left and repeat the same procedure and everything will be alright”
The man was happy. But after he returned from the party he was fuming. So his friend was a bit concerned and asked him, “Didn’t my formula work?” And he said, “No.” The friend was curious, so he asked him what happened
So, he told him, I went to the party and took my seat between the two ladies. As told by you I turned to the woman on the right and asked her, “Hello ma’am, are you married?” She said, “No.” Then I asked her, “Do you have children, ma’am” and she stopped talking to me.
So I decided to change my tactics with the woman on the left. I turned to her and asked her, “Ma’am, do you have children” and she said, “Yes.” Then I asked, “and are you married ma’am” and she too stopped talking to me.
I kept wondering, and kept cursing you for the foolish advice that you gave me.
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