Lessons In Logic…. [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Lessons In Logic….

NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN IN JEST.

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops..
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say………

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