Interesting Signs.. [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

INTERESTING SIGNS..

At a Titan eye care Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Plumber’s door:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On another Plumber’s office:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At an MRF Tire Shop in Mumbai :
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a car towing service company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On a Hyderbadi Electrician’s shop:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In Taj Palace Hotel – Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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On Apollo Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At a Car finance company:
“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
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At Reliance Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In Taj Palace Hotel Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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And don’t forget the sign at a
AT Mumbai’s RADIATOR SHOP:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
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Sign on the back of a Mumbai’s Municipal Corporation Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”

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