Men are like.. [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Men Are Like…” 

Men are like…..Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.

Men are like…..Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like…..Blenders.
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Men are like … newborn babies

They’re cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like…..Commercials.
You can’t believe a word they say.

Men are like…..Computers
Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory.

Men are like…..Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like…..Curling irons.
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

Men are like…..Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like…..High heels.
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like…..Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like…..Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Quote du Jour

“Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly,
because I may be going in the wrong
direction.”
– Anonymous

 

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