A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the best of him, the guy goes up to the man and asks him what he is doing. The man says,
“I’m sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, “Guess who?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the bald man replied.