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Sick Leave [Fwd Walid Yousef]

9 March 2009 1,728 views No Comment

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So, that the Boss might think I was “Crazy” and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of good GOD are you doing?”

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, “You are clearly stressed out.”

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”

I jumped down and walked out of the office…

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, “..And where do you think you’re going?!”

(You’re gonna love this….)

She said, “I’m going home too. I can’t work in the dark.

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