SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. ..

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance 25000 2500 250 25
b) Conveyance Auto (”I can afford it”) Share Auto (”I would like to share. I am selfless!”) Bus (”Public figures should travel by public transport”) Walk (”Good for health”)
c) Girl Friends Eena , Meena & Tina (”I can BUY love”) Meena &Tina (”I have enough girl friends”) Tina (”I am loyal to her”) “Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”
d) Mobile Maintenance Frequent outgoing calls (”This is what mobile is invented for”) Restricted outgoing calls (”I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”) Rare outgoing calls (”Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”) Only incoming calls (”I am not going to call her until she calls me”)
e) Boozing “Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out! “Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let’s go to Mysore .” “The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?” “Drinking is injurious to health.”

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL

Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week
a) Bank Balance 25000 25000 25000 25000
b) Conveyance A uto (”after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (”after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (”after all my boy friend pays for it”) Auto (”after all my boy friend pays f or it”)
c) Boy Friends Abhinav , saleem, Laxman Sachin, sumeet, Lakshman Abhijeet, Ram, K.L. .. Arun , Saket, KLN..
d) Mobile Maintenance Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing “Come, let’s go to Goa “Come, let’s go to Kulu “Come, let’s go to Shimla “Come, let’s go to darjling

How a Girl and Boy are different
They are reverse like the following

ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
GFEDCBA : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again Cheers…… .

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