SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. .. [Fwd kalyan ]
30 August 2007
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SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. ..
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY
| Heading | First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 25000 | 2500 | 250 | 25 |
| b) Conveyance | Auto (“I can afford it”) | Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”) | Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”) | Walk (“Good for health”) |
| c) Girl Friends | Eena , Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”) | Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”) | Tina (“I am loyal to her”) | “Huh! There is no pure love on earth!” |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is invented for”) | Restricted outgoing calls (“I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines”) | Rare outgoing calls (“Mobile should be used in urgent situations only”) | Only incoming calls (“I am not going to call her until she calls me”) |
| e) Boozing | “Come, let’s go to Goa and freak out! | “Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let’s go to Mysore .” | “The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?” | “Drinking is injurious to health.” |
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GIRL
| Heading | First Week | Second Week | Third Week | Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance | 25000 | 25000 | 25000 | 25000 |
| b) Conveyance | A uto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) | Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) | Auto (“after all my boy friend pays for it”) | Auto (“after all my boy friend pays f or it”) |
| c) Boy Friends | Abhinav , saleem, Laxman | Sachin, sumeet, Lakshman | Abhijeet, Ram, K.L. .. | Arun , Saket, KLN.. |
| d) Mobile Maintenance | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) | Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
| e) Boozing | “Come, let’s go to Goa | “Come, let’s go to Kulu | “Come, let’s go to Shimla | “Come, let’s go to darjling |
How a Girl and Boy are different
They are reverse like the following
ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
GFEDCBA : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again Cheers…… .
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This Email FWD by kalyan [ kalyanasundaram-dot-m-at-icinfotech-dot-com ]
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