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can you 'con' ? [ Fwd by Riyas Bengakandy ]
[28 Aug 2009 | 3 Comments | 2,048 views]

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”.
This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
So, inform about this to all your friends. TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT, CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER
Try To rename the New Folder as CON or con it will not accept…
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This Email FWD by Riyas Bengakandy [ riyasbk-at-gmail-dot-com ]
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Internet Sayings [Fwd by Niraj Behal]
[24 Jun 2009 | No Comment | 1,417 views]

Internet Sayings
Home is where you hang your @.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C: is the root of all directories.
Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax …

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New Year Resolutions you wont be able to keep if youre a nerd [FWD Grushma]
[9 Mar 2009 | No Comment | 1,202 views]

16. I resolve… I resolve to… I resolve to, uh… I resolve to, uh, get my, er… I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning… 4:30 is much more practical.
14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL… LOL!”
13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
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Five Reasons Computers Are Female [Fwd by Anil Tejwani]
[8 Mar 2009 | No Comment | 1,732 views]

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. The message “Bad command or filename” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH...... [Fwd by Sanjana]
[12 Jun 2007 | No Comment | 1,723 views]

WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……
FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK : ( and you would find out the same .. !!!! )
1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done …