Category: Funny Forwards

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Educational Joke: Which Tire?

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This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, …

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Programmers Joke: Warning Signs Of Insanity For Programmers.

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Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers. 1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven’t had any caffeine in about 6 hours. …

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Lawyer Joke: An Engineer Dies And Reports To The Pearly Gates

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” …

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Office Joke: Company Policies, Best Being In The End

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SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able …

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Teachers Joke: I Dont Want To Go School

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t …

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Lawyer Joke: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer”, and the party of …

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Lawyer Joke: Guess Who!

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A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes …

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Kids Joke: Picking Hickory Nuts

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Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to …

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Lawyer Joke: Who’s Duck Is It?

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A lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side …

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Kids Joke: End Of The School Year

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It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She …

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Kid Joke: Impossible For A Whale To Swallow A Human

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even …

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An Irishman’s Life Philosophy – 2 Things To Worry

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An Irishman’s Life Philosophy – 2 things to worry “In life, there are only two things to worry about, Either you are well, Or You are …

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE …

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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE … NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If …

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing …

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One-Liners !!! Follow at your own risk ….

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One-Liners !!! Follow at your own risk …. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a …

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If You Give a Woman…

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If You Give a Woman… Anything you give a woman, she’ll make greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you …

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A Dog and a Husband!

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A Dog and a Husband! Put your Wife in a room and lock it. Put your Dog in another room and lock it !!!

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Striking statistics

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The odds of winnning the California lottery by matching all six numbers are 14 times greater than the odds of being struck by lightening, according to …

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Televised operations

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As public television viewers in 12 cities sat glued to their sets while doctors in Philadelphia reconstructed 15-month-old Michele Miller’s skull during a two-hour operation broadcast …

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Passing a school bus

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“Unlawful to Pass School Bus from Either Direction” I guess that some people misunderstood that, because now it reads: “Unlawful to Pass Stopped School Bus from …