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North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
 
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her
age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage
you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because
of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. …

Don’t you think these Photographers were so funny!?
Don’t you think these were so funny?? Isn’t he gonna take a photo?? or is he who gonna pose for a photo?? look at those image, the object people only do a standard pose but the photographer posing like they was the model for the photograph.. it’s really funny dude… look how he’s struggle to be a professional photographer
Maybe they should learn more technique to take a beautiful shot, or how to take a good picture or maybe choose the best angle for …

WHY DOGS BITE PEOPLE……

HOW COULD THEY TOLERATE…

Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend’s apartment
overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend’s apartment over night. So
the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of …

Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America… do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America… do we buy hot dogs in …

EVER WONDER… Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can?t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don?t you ever see the headline ?Psychic Wins Lottery??
Why is ?abbreviated? such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do ?practice??
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn?t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn?t Noah swat …

A guy was deeply in love with his classmate.
One day he proposed her by saying that he loved her a lot….
But she was angry and refused and threatened him that she’d complain to the Principal if he ever bothers her again.

What is confidence ????
A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and
are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-
ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s
software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen
of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different
type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm
indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,
he replies : “If it …

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually.
Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. …

SIMPLE ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never …

Life really boils down to 2 questions…
1. Should I get a dog…..?

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Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does !!!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.