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Someone in the IT industry gave birth to Twins.
Guess what they named them?
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Killing English ……
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”

What is operator overloading?????
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You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
Turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.
You read the obituaries to find eligible women.

Damn cool illusion – This is too good. Amazing……
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating if you’re lucky! It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green …

To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

18 Ways to Deal With Stress
1. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
2. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
3. Dance naked in front of your pets.
4. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

1. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”-by Jack Handy
2. I feel sorry for people who don’t …

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.
” What is your name?” was the first thing she asked the new guy.
“John ,” the new guy replied.
She scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker …that’s all.
I am …

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