Category: Joke

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Educational Joke: Which Tire?

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This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, …

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Programmers Joke: Warning Signs Of Insanity For Programmers.

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Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers. 1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven’t had any caffeine in about 6 hours. …

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Lawyer Joke: An Engineer Dies And Reports To The Pearly Gates

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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” …

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Office Joke: Company Policies, Best Being In The End

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SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able …

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Teachers Joke: I Dont Want To Go School

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t …

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Lawyer Joke: How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer”, and the party of …

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Lawyer Joke: Guess Who!

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A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middle–aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes …

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Joke of the Day

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. They are all asked: ‘When you are in your casket and …

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Joke of the day

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My husband and I were sitting at a table at my 20th anniversary secondary school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken man swigging his …

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Joke of the day

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A man went into a restaurant which was offering a fixed-menu, three-course meal. When the waiter brought the first course, the man tasted it and said: …

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Gambling

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One family couple came to visit their friends at the other end of the country. Their friends took them to the races. Fascinated by overlooking the …

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Man and three drinks…

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A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served that man three beers. One hour later the …

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Stock market report

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Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered …

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Joke of the day 102

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Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank …

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Joke of the day 101

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went …

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Drakula joke

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On top of a hill area, there are three draculas bragging about their powers to each other. The first one, points at a large house in …

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3 drunk guys.. [Fwd: Saravanan]

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3 drunk guys.. 3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine & turned it off …

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Water in the carburetor [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

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Water in the carburetor “The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.” “How do you know?” said …

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The Honest Judge [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

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The Honest Judge….? Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart & honest Sindhi Judge faced both the opposing lawyers.”So”, the Judge said, ”I have been …

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Are you sure? [fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

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Are you Sure??