Funny emails, Inspiring emails and Amazing emails.

How long it takes to paint a feather? This is amazing talent..

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.
The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,
e.g. He inserted his finger in dog’s mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

An old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to
spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in
prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned
his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t
be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to
miss doing the garden, because your mother always
loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my
troubles would be …

Two lover Swallow in their nest…
The couple Ahmad 26 and his wife Fatima 25-year-old are disable.
They got married last year. Ahmad’ both the hands and Fatima’s both the legs were amputed. The couple with disabilities, but strong in the field of artworks activities.

Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.

If you woke up this morning
with more health than illness,
you are more blessed than the
million who won’t survive the week.
If you have never experienced
the danger of battle,
the loneliness of imprisonment,
the agony of torture or
the pangs of starvation,
you are ahead of 20 million people
around the world.
If you attend a church meeting
without fear of harassment,
arrest, torture, or death,
you are more blessed than almost
three billion people in the world.
If you have food in your refrigerator,
clothes on your back, a roof over
your head and a place to sleep,
you are richer than 75% of this …

This is awesome. Let us learn from this.

 
In the picture, just look at their condition.. no place to sleep, still they have
made some space for d cat n d dog… water poring from the roof but still
each 1 of them have a peaceful smile on their face.. Simply amazing!!!!!
The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.
Keep Smiling Always.

That is attitude!
A little boy goes into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
Boy: ” Maam , can you give me the job of cutting your lawn??
Woman: “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy: ? Maam , I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman: “Thank you, but I …

Life’s battles do not always go to the stronger or the faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks HE CAN!

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
 
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how …

Take efforts to read till the end. Its worth
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly.
She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?, I avoided …

Dear friend do u know??? HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKs?
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
???
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
???
As Time Passes
???
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends…
I Don’t Want To One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
To Say
Dear ,
I …

What is Recession?
This story is about a man who, once upon a time, was selling “wada-pav” by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of “wada-pavs”.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up…
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and his sales increased.
He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering …

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. …

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, …