PROFESSOR  : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI  : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, [...]

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Poems wid Fun ka Tadka
Roses are red; violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you.   
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Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes [...]

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