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Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway
-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
This is pretty neat.
DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun.

Sharing thoughts for Would – be Brides. (Don’t know how many will take it in the right sense. But still…)
1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.
2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS <READ CRICKET> is more important to him than anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils urs
3. Over Emotions, Sentiments.. . Woha… What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. …

1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back “You’re under arrest!”
For what? “For stealing my heart.”
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
Girl: Why?
Because you have been running through my mind all day!

Life is short!!!! Nice one
Beautiful Lesson !!!!!!!!

The girl in the picture is Katie Kirkpatrick, she is 21 . Next to her, her fianc©, Nick, 23.
The picture was taken shortly before their wedding ceremony, held on January 11, 2005 in the US .
Katie has terminal cancer and spend hours a day receiving medication.
In the picture, Nick is waiting for her on one of the many sessions of chemo to end.

In spite of all the pain, organ failures, and morphine shots, Katie is going …

Orange festival in Netherlands

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A great design from awsome Civil Engineer…. Think….and have fun

Who am I makes a difference ? Cool really

Fuel Price Cartoons !
This sure tells the tale !!
:-((

Here’s something to try!!
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT??

You have to try this, it really works.
This only takes 2 secs…
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make
clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change directions.
I …

Please read this and pass the info along to your family members; it could
save their lives someday!
EXTRACT FROM DOUG COPP’S ARTICLE ON THE: ‘TRIANGLE OF LIFE’
My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the
American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world’s most experienced
rescue team. The information in this article will save lives in an
earthquake.
I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue teams from
60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries, and I am a member
of many rescue teams from many countries.
I was the …

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he
smiles.
‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, …

Men’s perspective…
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
DavidBissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t
face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does
a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my …

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock- in -Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal …

Lesson 1: IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN!!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps …