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Wonderfully coined.. [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Wonderfully described definitions………

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

Customer Care in 2020 ( Fwd by Reshma)

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

It’s not impossible to witness such services in future
Keep ur records clean………!!!!!!

Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your…”
Customer: “Heloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…, hold………..on……889861356102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator …

So innocent child (Fwd by Devendra Gupta)

So Innocent!…child

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his Mother in the doctor’s office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “I’m having a baby.”

With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?”

She answered, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?”

She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.”

With an even more surprised and shocked look he asked,”Then why did you eat him?”
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This Funny email forwarded by Devendra Gupta.
You too can …

Lawyers Jokes [Fwd Flashkid Magic]

Unlock Safe
The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, “I have to go back to the office – I forgot to lock the safe!”
The other partner replied, “What are you worried about? We’re both here.”
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Ethical Dilemma
Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.
She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another $100 bill.
On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorney’s …

For the love of golf… [Fwd Manoj Patel]

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
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This funny email …

What a lovly and intelligent love letter :-) [ Fwd Komal Harwani ]

GUYS!!!! WAT A LOVELY AND INTELLIGENT LOVE LETTER.:-)
An Intelligent Lover’s Love Letter
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl….
However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them to stop their
relationship…… and so.. The boy wrote this letter to the girl..
he knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter..
1. The great love that I have for you
2. is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3. grows every day. When I see you,
4. I do not even like your face;
5. the one thing that …

Why men are never depressed? [Fwd by Dia Adtani]

Men Are Just Happier People–
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and …

Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 [Fwd Faathima Dawood]

Something that accelerates from 0 to 100
A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this……..

can you ‘con’ ? [ Fwd by Riyas Bengakandy ]

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”.
This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable… At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
So, inform about this to all your friends. TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT, CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER
Try To rename the New Folder as CON or con it will not accept…
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This Email FWD by Riyas Bengakandy [ riyasbk-at-gmail-dot-com ]
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