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Witty forwarded emails. Like Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State.

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For Those Who Take Life Toooo Seriously [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

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For Those Who Take Life Toooo Seriously * The company you keep . . . becomes the character you reap * In war it does not …

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Wonderfully coined.. [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

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Wonderfully described definitions……… CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

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Customer Care in 2020 ( Fwd by Reshma)

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CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 It’s not impossible to witness such services in future Keep ur records clean………!!!!!! Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . …

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So innocent child (Fwd by Devendra Gupta)

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So Innocent!…child A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his Mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is …

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Lawyers Jokes [Fwd Flashkid Magic]

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Unlock Safe The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, “I have to go back …

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For the love of golf… [Fwd Manoj Patel]

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green …

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What a lovly and intelligent love letter :-) [ Fwd Komal Harwani ]

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GUYS!!!! WAT A LOVELY AND INTELLIGENT LOVE LETTER.:-) An Intelligent Lover’s Love Letter This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…. However, the …

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Why men are never depressed? [Fwd by Dia Adtani]

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Men Are Just Happier People– Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. …

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Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 [Fwd Faathima Dawood]

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Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to …

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can you ‘con’ ? [ Fwd by Riyas Bengakandy ]

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YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!! An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something …

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Killing English…very funny ( Fwd by Abhishek Kumar)

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Killing English …… Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette… ? ”

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A Poetic Resignation Letter [Fwd Mukesh Udasi]

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A Poetic Resignation Letter The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the …

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Good answer (Fwd by Mukesh Udasi)

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. A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. …

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DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! [ Fwd Rahul ]

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DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!  Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry, they are IAS Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg …

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Sudden change of Decision [ Fwd Niraj Behal ]

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A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office. ” What is your …

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Recharge ur phone absolutely FREE[Fwd by Ramesh]

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Dear If u have a cell phone, recharge ur phone every month by performing the following process, absolutely FREE. Yes it is possible, see how technology …

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Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State [Fwd Mukesh Udasi ]

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LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ********** LAW …

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Jokes about men… [Fwd Manoj Patel]

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MEN!!!! One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do …

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The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies: [ Fwd kalyan ]

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The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies: 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position …