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Principles of life

Winning isn’t everything. But wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
When everything else is lost, the future stillremains.
Don’t fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war .
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything.
If you do little things well, you’ll do big ones better.
Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
You won’t get a second chance to make …

Test for IQ / Idiocy
Below are four (4 ) questions . You have to answer
them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them
immediately . OK?
Let’s find out just how clever you really are….
Ready? GO!!!

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutel! y wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his
place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don’t take as much time …

China From The Sky….Its Amazing !!!!

This Email FWD by Komal Harwani [ komalharwani-at-gmail-dot-com ]
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This happens in Somewhere in,Banglore ,[INDIA]
A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.
He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.
To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.
He calls him.
Senior Manager – (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?
Canteen boy smiles…
Senior Manager – what are your future plans?
Canteen boy keeps quiet…
Senior Manager – where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?
Canteen boy gives a cold stare.
Senior Manager – Jab mai Bangalore aaya …

WHO THE HELL IS THINKING ALL THIS?

This Email FWD by Komal Harwani [ komalharwani-at-gmail-dot-com ],
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10 most beautiful Indian roads [pics]

Ahtong , Sikkim

Corbert Park Pathway

Numaligarh, Assam

Dalhousie

Nainital, Uttaranchal

Almora, Uttaranchal

Ooty

Patratu valley, Jharkhand

Gulmarg

Manali Pass

This Email FWD by Komal Harwani [ komalharwani-at-gmail-dot-com ],
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PROFESSOR, : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI, : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun …

Probably Biggest Project of the WORLD…..

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Mountain Story… (An old favourite)
A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
Curious, he yells: “Who are you?”
He receives the answer: “Who are you?”
And then he screams to the mountain: “I admire you!”
The voice answers: “I admire you!”
Angered at the response, he screams: “Coward!”
He receives the answer: “Coward!”
He looks to his father and asks: “What’s going on?”
The father smiles and says: “My son, pay attention.”
Again the man screams: “You …

Cool One Liners
If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a, better class of people.
Never try to drown your troubles… Especially if he can swim.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.
By the time …

Once Upon A Time,
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* Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world.,
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* Once upon a time quality was craftsman’s pride, now it is a departmental mess.,
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* Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is hand held pest.
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* Once upon a time wisdom was cultivated by wise people, now it is flashed on T-shirts.,
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* Once upon a time teacher tought and students learnt, now teacher trade and students consume.,
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* Once upon a time population was a problem, now it is a flourishing mass market.,
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* …

Hi,
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Honestly this is so hilarious… Enjoy a good laugh.

An Indian guy named ¢â‚¬Å“Anantharaman Subbaraman¢â‚¬ arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.
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He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven¢â‚¬â„¢t called his name yet.
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
¢â‚¬Å“Anotherman Superman¢â‚¬

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WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……
PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH……
FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK : ( and you would find out the same .. !!!! )
1 ) Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done …

Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Raja Yoga meditation
Try to experience the stillness of mind of being a peaceful soul as other thoughts emerge in the mind do not judge or focus on them but repeat ………… I am a peaceful soul …………. I am a peaceful soul ………… My mind is filled with peace ………….. I radiate peace to the world …………… I feel the gentle waves of peace flowing across my mind ……….. As these peaceful thoughts emerge in my mind I feel the stillness and silence envelopes my mind …………….. …

Meditation for Commuters
With Matthew Earl and Amisha Bhavsar
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This talk was featured as the main story on the BBC website’s News Magazine that day:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6639857.stm
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Also as a result of this programme there was another interview on News Talk Radio in Ireland for the Moncrieff show with Sister Amisha
http://www.newstalk.ie/ probably about 10 mins with live meditation commentary and then
I gave out the details and tel no. for the BK centres in Ireland.
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Radio Scotland also requested a short interview with Sister Amisha on how to meditate whilst commuting: for Gerard Kelly’s SummerTime Thing -, …