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SALARY CREDITED !!! BUT BE AWARE……. ..
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

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First Week
Second Week
Third Week
Fourth Week

a) Bank Balance
25000
2500
250
25

b) Conveyance
Auto (“I can afford it”)
Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)
Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)
Walk (“Good for health”)

c) Girl Friends
Eena , Meena & Tina (“I can BUY love”)
Meena &Tina (“I have enough girl friends”)
Tina (“I am loyal to her”)
“Huh! There is no pure love on earth!”

d) Mobile Maintenance
Frequent outgoing calls (“This is what mobile is …

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the …

Stupid & Funny Conversations in Courtrooms (Real)
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of keeping a straight face while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS : Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: …

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There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very, interesting aspects of his life:

He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started, too late!
He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha, that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that …

7 dont’s after a meal

Don’t smoke -Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of, cancer is higher).
Don’t eat fruits immediately – Immediately eating fruits after meals will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr after meal or 1hr before meal.
Don’t drink tea – Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.This substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.
Don’t loosen your belt – Loosening …

apples
Protects your heart
prevents constipation
Blocks diarrhea
Improves lung capacity
Cushions joints

apricots
Combats cancer
Controls blood pressure
Saves your eyesight
Shields against Alzheimer’s
Slows aging process

artichokes
Aids digestion
Lowers cholesterol
Protects your heart
Stabilizes blood sugar
Guards against liver disease

avocados
Battles diabetes
Lowers cholesterol
Helps stops strokes
Controls blood pressure
Smoothes skin

bananas
Protects your heart
Quiets a cough
Strengthens bones
Controls blood pressure
Blocks …

1 When someone tells you that you can’t do something…

2 Look around…

3 Consider all options..
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4 Then GO for it!

5 Use all the things God gave you!

6 Be creative!

7 In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Always remember “Where there is a will , there is a way “
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By all Means… MARRY!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman …

True story from “somebody”….. here it goes….
My wife called, ‘How long will you be poring over that newspaper? Will you come here and make your darling daughter eat her food?’
I tossed the paper away and rushed to the scene.
My only daughter Sindu looked frightened.
Tears were welling up in her eyes. In front of her was a bowl filled to its brim with Curd Rice.
Sindu is a nice child, quite intelligent for, her age. She has just turned eight.
She particularly detested Curd Rice. My mother and my wife are orthodox, and …

Here is a puzzle for you
Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the
lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?

Scroll down for answer…
Sing Happy Birthday.

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Y’day before salary

Today after Salary

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