Funny emails, Inspiring emails and Amazing emails.

oh god…….my stomach is aching……..i cant come to office…..

u stupid….y u r not listening to me only…..i will not come to office…..

leave me…i wont come to office…..leave me……

finally…..brought into office…..my life got spoiled….totally spoiled …..

this bug will not get fixed and this stupid boss will not leave me….

what a life is this……..????????

ohoo…..how to fix these many bugs….how……????????

I can’t come and fix these BUGS……..
plz….plz leave me
when life is hard and
Saturday is still away
there is only one thing to do

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines …

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
Trust me try this, it takes only few seconds.
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And, you will keep trying
it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you
can’t!!!
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right
hand.. Your foot will change direction!!!
I told you so.. And there is nothing you can do about …