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Please read this and pass the info along to your family members; it could
save their lives someday!
EXTRACT FROM DOUG COPP’S ARTICLE ON THE: ‘TRIANGLE OF LIFE’
My name is Doug Copp. I am the Rescue Chief and Disaster Manager of the
American Rescue Team International (ARTI), the world’s most experienced
rescue team. The information in this article will save lives in an
earthquake.
I have crawled inside 875 collapsed buildings, worked with rescue teams from
60 countries, founded rescue teams in several countries, and I am a member
of many rescue teams from many countries.
I was the …

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?’
‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he
smiles.
‘OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow, …

Men’s perspective…
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
DavidBissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t
face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does
a woman want?
Dumas
I had some words with my …

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock- in -Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal …

Lesson 1: IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN!!!!
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps …

Absolutely amazing!
Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x …

Funny Rikshaw lines
# Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
# Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
# Mera Bharat Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan)
# Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon – Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir
Riksha Chala Raha Hoon
# Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai – Ullu Ki Patthi, Too Ab A Rahi Hai
# Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho – Meree Jaan Horn Day
Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satateey Ho
# Maan Ki Dua Jannat Ki Hawa – …

After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other
companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share !
their available office space.
At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why these people
were alive… and all the stories were just: the ‘LITTLE’ things .
As you might know, the head of the company survived that day because his son
started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her alarm clock didn’t go off in …

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street,
going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out
from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something.
As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the
Jag’s side door!
He slammed on the brakes and backed the Jag back to the spot where the brick
had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the
nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car shouting, …

Five Human Wonders…truly amazing…worth seeing

THE MILLAU VIADUCT is part of the new E11 expressway connecting Paris and Barcelona and
features the highest bridge piers ever constructed. The tallest is 240 meters high and the overall height will be an impressive 336 meters, making this the highest bridge in the world.

First Air-conditioned bus station in Dubai, UAE

Toshiba Elevator and Building Systems Corp announced the installation of the world’s fastest passenger elevator just exactly where it is needed – in Taipei 101, the world’s tallest building. The elevator runs at a top speed …

This one is truly amazing…..enjoy

How Cute !!!!