Emails Archive for July 2008
Funny »
What is confidence ????
A hypothetical situation where 20 executives board an airplane and
are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-
ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft.
Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s
software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen
of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different
type of excuse.
One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm
indeed.Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,
he replies : “If it …
Funny Witty »
MURDER OF ENGLISH….Its really funny…enjoy
The Leave Applications ; )
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.”
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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”
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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, …
Uncategorized »
Here’s something to try!!
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT??
You have to try this, it really works.
This only takes 2 secs…
How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can’t
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and
make
clockwise circles with it.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right
hand. Your foot will change directions.
I …
Funny India With Pictures Witty »
Another Low Budget Airline is going to be launched in India very soon…
The fairs are very cheep even less than the first class train fair….
Just See below its promotionary picture…
^
KERALA AIRWAYS – A New Low Budget Airline of INDIA …
THE PERSON YOU ARE SEEING IN THE BACKGROUND IS
THE PILOT
Educative Funny Think .... Witty puzzle »
solve this riddle
HI….try to solve it out!!!!!
Where is that one Rupee ???
try this riddle
Three friends went to a hotel.
The bill was Rs 75/-
Each one contributed Rs.25/-.
The waiter took the bill to the
Cashier.
The cashier was happy & decided
To give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to return
them
Rs.5/-.
Now the waiter was confused.
How to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons?
He kept Rs 2 in his pocket &
Gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
So initially each one had contributed
Rs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their …
Family Funny India »
North Indian Wife Vs South Indian Wife
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her
age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage
you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because
of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
4. …
Amazing Educative Funny »
Maths magic….
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 …
