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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: ‘Hello
WOMAN: ‘Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?
MAN: ‘Yes
WOMAN: ‘I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: ‘Sure ¦go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the …

A funny letter from a daughter to her dearest mom…enjoy
Dear Mom,
I know I haven’t written for three months, but I have been very busy and I’ve been having a very exciting time. Actually, I’m just back from the hospital, where I had spent a fortnight about two months ago. It was nothing, really – just a concussion on the back of my head, a broken leg and a ! hairline fracture, that I got while jumping out of the second floor of my hostel when it caught fire. In fact, …

“Life Is Too Short To Waste Time Hating Anyone’

Please read it completely, its different.

A story tells that two friends

were walking
through the desert

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
 
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
 
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh
 
Scroll down…. If you are curious on what was the response!!!!!

Some good quotes about wives :
read on…
WIFE (Worries Invited For Ever)
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Every man should get married some time;
after all, happiness is not
the only thing in life!!
-Anonymous
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets…
the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
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7 letters….enjoy
Eighty percent of Kindergartners solved this riddle,
but only 5% of Stanford graduates figured it out!

Can you answer the following question?

1. The word has seven letters…
2. Preceded God…
3. Greater than God…
4. More Evil than the devil…
5. All poor people have it…
6. Wealthy people need it…
7. If you eat it, you will die! Did you figure it
out?

Try hard before looking at the answers Did you get it
yet??

..Give up?

Software Engineer…nice one…enjoy
Husband – hi dear, i am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks
Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – bad command or file name.
Wife – but i told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort,retry,cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use,read only,try after some time.
Wife – atleast give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation,access denied.
Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type …

Meaning of today…nice one

Funny advertisements….enjoy

 
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Charles Schultz’ Philosophy
You don’t actually have to take the quiz. Just read the email straight
through, and you’ll get the point, an awesome one, that it is trying to
make!
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and
actress.
6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Cup winners.
How did you do?

CLEAN JOKES FOR SLIGHTLY
TWISTED MINDS…
Some Old, Some new!

So how is your day? Not sure about you, but I can identify with most of these!
This is how I heard
YOUR day was going???
First you had trouble getting out of bed..

You had a stiff neck

You washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with it.

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other, and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It’s always been there.”
The mechanic gave the blond a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle …

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only …

Bathtub test…..truely amazing….enjoy
 
During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the
Director ‘How do you determine whether or not a patient should be
admitted
to the hospital.’
‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we give a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the
bathtub.’