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Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend…
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together – back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb – tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the …

Internet Sayings
Home is where you hang your @.
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
Great groups from little icons grow.
Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
C: is the root of all directories.
Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax …

A small touching story mainly for professionals. ..
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”
DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.
SON:”Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”
DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily.
SON: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”
DAD: “If you …

Dear friend do u know??? HOW FRIENDSHIP BREAKs?
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
???
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
???
As Time Passes
???
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends…
I Don’t Want To One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
To Say
Dear ,
I …

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This Email FWD by Nisha daryani [ catch_nisha52-at-yahoo-dot-com ]
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TEST YOUR EYES
Plz follow the guide.
1. First close one of your eye.
2. Move your mouse point at the red ‘!” . ( shown below )
3. Right click at the ! .
4. Then go (select all).
5. Then u’ll see the result.
Got Ya ! People ask you to do something and u do it without applying your mind ;) YOur eye sight is allright,But YoUr Mind has gOt Problems hehehehe ..Ha..HA..HA..!!!
Pls don’t b angry …
I am a VICTIM also..
IF U …

What is Recession?
This story is about a man who, once upon a time, was selling “wada-pav” by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.
He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.
His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.
But enthusiastically, he sold lots of “wada-pavs”.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.
His sales and profit went up…
He ordered more a more raw material and buns and his sales increased.
He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.
He started offering …

Amazing Interactive pictures….

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01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. …

Believe it Or not
It is a tree nareepol
Naree(woman) pol (tree) is like a sanskrit word.
It is located at Petchaboon province 500 kms away
from Bangkok.

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This Email FWD by Komal Harwani
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Cost Cutting Chair

For those who r Married as well as for those who wil get Married…..
Sharing a few thoughts for Would – be grooms
For Would-Be Grooms:
Rule.No.1 – Never compare your mamma’s cooking with your wife’s! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom’s cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience… ..don’t expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad’s!!! So shshshhhhh… ..!!!
Rule.No.2 : Never go out …

A man was supposed to attend a party and he was told that he would be sitting between two ladies.
This was the first time that he was going to be sitting between two ladies, so he was a bit nervous. However his friend came to his aid and told him, “Nothing to worry. When you take your seat, turn to the woman on the right, give her a broad smile and ask her if she is married, after that ask her if
she has children then turn to the woman on …

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, …

During a visit to the mental hospital, one newspaper reporter asked the Director ‘How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted
to the hospital.’
‘Well,’ said the Director, ‘we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.’