*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her
age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage
you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because
of the number of times you had to take her out to movies, theatres and
restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji,
aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and
aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholesterol or chronic gas
disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly
phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later
do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover
her grey hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching “Kyonki saas bhi
kabi bahu thi” that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

8. You are a very “Especial” person to her.

9. She always thought that Madrasis a state and covers the whole of south
Indiauntil she met you.

10. When she says she is going to “work out” she means she is going to
âEURoewalk out”

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in
your home town.

*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***

1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn’t study in IIT or Madras/
AnnaUniversity.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with .. I say…”

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company
will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her
hair.)

5. She uses the word ‘Super’ as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname
combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the
dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk
saris in the Madrasheat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting
in your singlet.

10. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like
Chats (pronounced like the slang for ‘conversation’)

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

1 3. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it.

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF
wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

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If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black + in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating if you’re lucky! It’s amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don’t disappear. This should be proof enough, we don’t always see what we think we see.

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Title: Chewing tobacco causes mouth cancer

Title: Drive safely

Title: Save girl child

Title: Feed the Children
Headline: The next time you waste food, think

Title: Encourage Adoption
Headline: Adopt. You never know who you’ll bring home

Title: Save Girl Child
Headline: Do not neglect the girl child.

Title: Parenting is by example
Headline: Children learn fast. Don’t fight at home.

Title: Stop Domestic Violence
Headline: 78% of domestic abuse incidents resulting in death occur in the victim’s home.

Title: Stop Racism
Headline: Defend human rights against racial discrimination

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Silk Sari

How often have you come across a Rs. 40 lakh ($100,000) silk saree?

Chennai Silks has come up with one of its kind and it is seeking an unmistakable entry into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the most unique and expensive saree.

The exceptionally stunning saree is meticulously woven with 12 precious stones and metals to depict 11 of Raja Ravi Verma’s popular paintings. Explicitly projected is ‘Lady Musicians’, one of the painter’s very famous works that displays women belonging to diverse cultural backgrounds.

Besides, the border of the saree pictures 10 other paintings of the artist that pays tribute to 20th century artist.
The best part of the saree being that the women in the paintings are intricately hand-woven and beautified with jewels of gold, diamond, platinum, silver, ruby, emerald, yellow sapphire, sapphire, cat’s eye, topaz, pearl and corals.

Already in the Limca Book of Records, this 40 lakh saree will be the first silk saree that required the use of 7,440 jacquard hooks and 66,794 cards during the weaving process. Moreover, a group of consummate workers took nearly 4,680 hours

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