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Mesmerizing self portraits made by boy just 14 lives out his dreams as a tiny person
By Margot Peppers

PUBLISHED: 23:20 GMT, 4 June 2013 | UPDATED: 23:58 GMT, 4 June 2013

 

A 14-year-old photographer has taken the internet by storm with his creative and dreamlike images that make normal-sized people appear tiny.

Top10 Most Common Regrets in Life

The life we live is the legacy we leave behind. Everyday counts for something, and every relationship has meaning. No one wants to live in mediocrity, with their dreams and aspirations deteriorating behind the fa?ade of a day to day rat race. At the end of life, many people express regrets, wishing for a second chance to get it right. In reality, there is no second chance; we have to get it right the first time. These are the top ten regrets most likely to change the course of someone’s life.

Must Read Comical!!!

Similar to our WSR (Weekly Status Report – For those who are not in IT) meetings

Who knows, this might come true in the near future

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?

*Will You Dance With Me?*

*READ THIS VERY SLOWLY….. IT’S PRETTY PROFOUND. ** *

Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine.

It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker.

On the first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being..

Unconditional Acceptance

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3), and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Cucumbers…I didn’t know this…..

1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C,Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.

2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber.
Cucumbers are a good source of B Vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.

(Written by: Bud Hennekes)

I must admit, this is a rather spontaneous post which came to me while I was reading the first chapter of The Sedona Method. I’m usually one who puts off exercises when I read them in books, but tonight I had the urge to follow through.

The exercise asked to state your intentions. I thought it would be beneficial if I posted my unedited journal online for everyone to see. Much of what I wrote is very personal but to be honest, I have nothing to hide. If anything posting my intentions will drive me more.

The following is my unedited journal on my intentions:

Bob Richards, the former pole-vault champion, shares a moving story about a skinny young boy who loved football with all his heart. Practice after practice, he eagerly gave everything he had. But being half the size of the other boys, he got absolutely nowhere. At all the games, this hopeful athlete sat on the bench and hardly ever played.

The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students of USA. As one teacher noted, “It is truly astonishing what weird stuff our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades!”

1. “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”

 

2. “Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”

 

3. “Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.”

 

4. “Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”

It Happens to everyone!!

I was in flight, was going to onsite once again. was very happy plane takes off,
n takes me to the sky. i looked outside the window, nice evening scene, feels like heaven.
I just lost myself in that beauty.
someone’s voice disturbed me

“excuse me sir, would you like to have something?”

i turned back, and was surprise to see my beautiful old schoolmate, Saakshi.

One of best Hilarious IT interview
WORK FOR MONEY… BUT SEE THAT…..MONEY WORKS FOR U…

Amazing interview, probably can help you in your future interviews. Last answer is awesome…………..

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineeringfrom BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

‘At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back..

This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!):

I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree.

The last class I had to take was Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who, once upon a time, was selling “wada-pav” by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers.

He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio.

His eyes were weak, so he never watched television.

But enthusiastically, he sold lots of “wada-pavs”.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales.

His sales and profit went up…

He ordered more a more raw material and buns and his sales increased.

He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers.

He started offering home delivery. Eventually, he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, “Dad, aren’t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?”

The father replied, “No, but tell me about it.”

The son said, “The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times.”

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV, he ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So, the next day onwards, the father cut down his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, deiscontinued all the special schemes he was offering to customers and was no longer as enthusiastic about anything.

He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his “wada-pav” stand.

And his sales started coming down rapidly, as did the profit.

The father said to his son, “Son, you were right. We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time.”

Moral of The Story:

It’s all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think we do!

What can we learn from this story?

1. Do not confuse intelligence with good judgment.

2. Choose your advisors carefully but use your own judgment.

3. A person or an organization will survive forever, if they have the 5 Cs:

* Character

* Commitment

* Conviction

* Courtesy

* Courage

The tragedy today is that there are many walking encyclopedias who are living failures.

The more practical and appropriate views on this economic recession is:

“This is the time to regroup for any small or a big organization, this is the time to motivate and retain people, which are the biggest asset, this is the time to show more commitment to customers, this is the time to show the ethos and values of your company to the world and this is the time to stand by the Nation”.

Please THINK about it.

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Chennai from 1883 to 1939 & About Chennai

  • Marina Beech
    marina_beach_madras_1890
  • Moubrays Road
    moubray_road_madras_1895
  • Mount Road
  • Mylapore
  • Parrys
  • Pycrofts Road
  • Esplanade
  • First Lane Beach
  • Central
  • Egmore 1912
  • Ambulance at Chennai 1940
  • Bank of madras 1935
  • Car Showroom Chennai 1913
  • Ford 1917
  • Chennai Market (Kothaval Chawadi) 1939
  • Chennai Library 1913 (college studensama)
  • Chennai Marina beech 1913
  • Mylapore-chennai -1939
  • A waiter (Taj)
  • Multi complex Departmental Store 1883

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