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Enjoy your golden days [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Enjoy your golden days
 
I have attached a most unique song for us elders – in case u need to know what it means to let go when interacting with the youngsters.
 

I FIRST STARTED READING THIS EMAIL & WAS READING FAST UNTIL I REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND STARTED OVER READING SLOWER AND THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD. THIS EMAIL IS VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING. MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK. READ SLOWLY!
“AND THEN IT IS WINTER”

i am thankfull to all things in our life …. [Fwd: Rajesh Kuchan]

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude [Fwd: Mukesh Udasi ]

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ‘ Boss ‘

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student [Fwd Nayan Kurude]

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain……
A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Feeling down? [Fwd by Faathima Dawood]

Feeling down?

 
Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These…
In a hospital’s Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 …

I Am ThankFull [Fwd Nisha Daryani ]

FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

FOR THE HUSBAND
WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.

FOR THE TEENAGER
WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.

FOR THE TAXES I PAY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED .

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A …

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS! [ Fwd Rahul ]

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
 Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry, they are IAS Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
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Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)
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Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in …

Good Morning!! – Fwd Dia Adtani

Life’s battles do not always go to the stronger or the faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins, is the man who thinks HE CAN!

When things go wrong as they sometimes will;
When the road you’re trudging seems all uphill;
When the funds are low, and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit
Rest if you must, but don’t you quit.
 
Success is failure turned inside out;
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;
And you can never tell how …

World’s Best statues – Historical Mail of the Day…! [ Fwd Chandan Tikyani ]

World’s Best statues – Historical Mail of the Day…!

Forwarded by Chandan Tikyani [ Chandan-at-tikyani-dot-com ]
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Funny Rikshaw lines – fwd by papu daryanani

Funny Rikshaw lines
# Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
# Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
# Mera Bharat Mahan (Lekin Janta Pareshan)
# Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon – Aik Baywafa Kay Kahtir
Riksha Chala Raha Hoon
# Chandni Raat Beeti Jaa Rahi Hai – Ullu Ki Patthi, Too Ab A Rahi Hai
# Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho – Meree Jaan Horn Day
Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satateey Ho
# Maan Ki Dua Jannat Ki Hawa – …