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forwarded-emails-interestingSimple IQ Test For Complex Brains
Read the question properly and Guess before you see it.

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to talk one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills have been taken?



10 Common Habits That Damage the Kidneys



Kidney disease is one of the costliest illnesses in the world and managing kidney disease is very expensive.

Each year, lots of people die of kidney disease all over the world, and the number of people suffering from chronic renal failure, and need dialysis or kidney transplantation to stay alive keep increasing.


Check Your Fingernails



On my recent trip to India, two of the specialist doctors I consulted for Gout at SHALBY, Amdavad first and foremost checked my fingernails and with the formation of slight ridges on my finger nails indicated my lack of Iron (which was proved with positive with the blood test) and of course early stages of Arthritis…..

Paraprosdokian Sentences:

1) I asked God for a bike, but I know God

doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike

and ask for forgiveness.


2) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag

you down to his level and beat you with experience.


3) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


4) Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more

than standing in a garage makes you a car.

5) The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

6) If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in


7) War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

8) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


9) The early bird might get the worm,but the second mouse gets the cheese.


10) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To steal from many is research.


11) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is

where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.


12) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but

it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

13) Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of

captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and

throw them fish.

14) I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.


15) A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that

you don’t need it.


16) Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says

“If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”.


17) I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

18) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on

it…so I said “Implants?”

19) Why do Americans choose from just two people to run

for president and 50 for Miss America ?


20) Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the

fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

21) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory


22) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

23) Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at

home, even if you wish they were.

24) Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

25) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.


26) I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.


27) When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the

Fire Department usually uses water.

28) You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

29) Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

30 ) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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What is heartburn?
Despite its name, heartburn doesn’t affect the heart. Heartburn is a burning feeling in the lower chest, along with a sour or bitter taste in the throat and mouth. It usually occurs after eating a big meal or while lying down. The feeling can last for a few minutes or a few hours.

What causes heartburn?


A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor’s office.
‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know,
‘that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?’
‘Yes, I’m afraid so,’ the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I’m wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked



In 1919 when the flu killed 40 million people there was this Doctor that
visited the many farmers to see if he could help them combat the flu..
Many of the farmers and their family had contracted it and many died.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but
they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’


‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.

‘No, I can remember it..’

Written by a doctor who suffers from cancer and he uses alternative rather than conventional medicine that involves chemo etc.

Good to share with family and friends.

Subject: Cancer treatment is about making money…provoking thoughts

I posted this article, which may have some provoking thoughts:

The below is absolutely 100% true and as a doctor I have been telling people this for 15 years now. No one wants to listen. Folks need to wake up. Cancer treatment is about making money. It is a 120 billion dollar a year industry in the United States alone and estimated to be a 600 billion dollar a year industry worldwide.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”

Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.

Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”

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Breathing Therapy

The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale.

Actually they are different; you would be able to feel the difference.
The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon.
During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to

The 8 Germiest Public Places
Excerpt from The List Maker’s Get-Healthy Guide, By the Editors of Prevention

An average adult can touch as many as 30 objects within a minute, including germ-harboring, high-traffic surfaces such as light switches, doorknobs, phone receivers, and remote controls. At home, you do all that you can to keep the germs at bay. But what happens when you step out the door to go to dinner, do some grocery shopping, or visit the doctor’s office? Know where germs are most likely to lurk, as you’ll find out here.

1. Restaurant menus
germiest places restaurant menu