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The Powerful Vitamin F :) [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

The Powerful Vitamin F :)
 
 
Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How can I get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a “different” part of me.
With one of them I am polite. I joke with another friend. I sit down and talk about serious matters with one. With another I laugh a lot. I listen to one friend’s problems. Then I listen to another one’s advice for me.

The Honest Judge [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

The Honest Judge….?

Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart & honest Sindhi Judge faced both the opposing lawyers.”So”, the Judge said, ”I have been presented, by both of you with a bribe…

Are you sure? [fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Are you Sure??

3 male and two female [Fwd: Johny]

This one did her planning! [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

Bitches to the End!
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’

Prescription is a must. [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I’d like to buy some
cyanide.”

Ambulence [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.

Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and
ears and I think both his legs are broken.’

Operator: ‘What is your location sir?’

The new macho [Fwd: Tara Mithai]

The New Macho

He cleans up after himself.
He cleans up the planet.
He is a role model for young men.
He is rigorously honest and fiercely optimistic.

Jumping to conclusions! [Fwd: Chandra Prakash]

Jumping to conclusions!
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

Everyday items in Extraordinary Situations [Fwd: Sharon Rajkumar]

Bent Objects by Terry Border: everyday items in extraordinary situations

These hilarious pictures are the latest creations from a unique artist who enjoys nothing more than putting everyday objects in extraordinary situations.
Fast food meets Statue of Liberty: The American Way