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By all Means… MARRY! [ Fwd Kalyan ]

By all Means… MARRY!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman …

Today and Tomorrow [ Fwd Kalyan ]

Y’day before salary

Today after Salary

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Just Blue……. [ Fwd kalyan]

Todays Great World Civil Engg .. [ Fwd Kalyan]

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Sweet Kids [Pics] [Fwd Kalyan]

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That is attitude! [Fwd Kalyan]

That is attitude!
A little boy goes into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits.
Boy: ” Maam , can you give me the job of cutting your lawn??
Woman: “I already have someone to cut my lawn.”
Boy: ? Maam , I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.”
Woman: “Thank you, but I …

The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies: [ Fwd kalyan ]

The Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies:
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position .
2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.
3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
4: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
5: I will be unable …