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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.
Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station…… The conversation went like this:
House In The Middle Of The Road
Won’t sell up? Enjoy living in the middle of a motorway! Road is built around a house after elderly Chinese couple refuse to move
An elderly couple refuse to move as a road is built around their apartment
They insist the government’s relocation compensation is not enough
Lessons In Logic….
NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN IN JEST.
For well over a hundred years, people have hopped on bicycles for transportation, recreation, competition, and more. In many parts of the world, spinning pedals moves goods and generates electricity. While
*The Samosa Vendor.*
A short, but, a real story
Today in India its unbelievable …….the numbers are a little difficult
After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.
**A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.’
1) I asked God for a bike, but I know God
doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike
and ask for forgiveness.
2) Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag
you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4) Going to church doesn’t make …
How To Scam A Scammer
Pizza Delivery Customer: “I want this pizza for free.”
Me: “No cash, no pizza. I don’t care if you don’t eat or not.”
Pizza Delivery Customer: “Well, I know the owner of *** Pizza!!!”
Me: “Really, how do you know me?”
(Customer puts his hand and his pocket and pays for the pizza)
(Note: I’m not really the owner of *** Pizza)
7 Ways To Put A Smile On Somebody Else’s Face
1. Write an encouraging note to others that have encouraged you or that need encouragement. Handwritten notes that are given to encourage, not just for thanking someone for a gift, are rare. That makes handwritten notes even more special. Start a new practice of sitting down and writing an encouraging note on a regular basis. You just might start an epidemic!
Emails In Your INBOX
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